The Desperate Husband with Spikes

My older husband refuses to fulfill his husbandly duties. After he pushed me away yet again, I came across a post online. [My wife has tried to seduce me every day since we got married, and I’ve turned her down every single time.] [But now she’s suddenly stopped!] [She’s fallen for some diamond-tier college hunk and wants to divorce me… What am I supposed to do? I’m desperate!] An enraged commenter replied: [What the hell is wrong with you? If you can’t get it up, stop ruining that poor woman’s life!] The original poster responded: [I can get it up.] [The reason I’m afraid to touch her really is because I have a condition.] [I’m a deformed monster with barbs, and I suffer from an addiction… I’m afraid she’ll be terrified and disgusted by me.] The commenters immediately crowded in to watch the drama unfold. [Barbs? Where are they?] [Post a picture!] [If you have an addiction, then when your wife comes on to you, doesn’t it drive you out of your mind?] The original poster broke down: [Yeah… I’ve rubbed holes through several sets of clothes.] Then I opened his profile. My pupils contracted. Why did he seem so much like the impotent husband I’d married for a family alliance?!