Summary
I have a Pregnancy Pill within me, a rare constitution that makes me exceptionally fertile.
The Dragon Lord, struggling to produce heirs, descended to the mortal realm specifically to spend a night of passion with me.
To my surprise, ten months later, I gave birth to a shimmering green Snake Egg.
My mother gritted her teeth. “I’ll take the egg away. If the Dragon Lord asks, tell him you lost the baby. Marry him first.”
While I was hesitating, I suddenly heard the Snake Egg’s inner voice:
[Dummy Mommy is about to be tricked again.]
[Scummy Grandma is planning to wait until the wedding to pull me out in front of everyone and call Mommy a slut.]
[Then, Evil Auntie will cut out Mommy’s Pregnancy Pill and kill us both.]
I didn’t want to die, so I called off the wedding and fled to my childhood sweetheart.
The Snake Egg sighed: [Oh, the sorrow of an egg… Big Brother Sweetheart has already fallen for Evil Auntie. He’ll trick Mommy out of her Pregnancy Pill and kill us both!]
I ran away again and found a half-dead snake in a ruined temple.
Just as I was about to roast it for a meal, the Snake Egg suddenly shook with excitement:
[Daddy! It’s my daddy!]