Summary
I bought a handsome, aloof Succubus online.
But he kept making noises, silently staring at me, and his body temperature was alarmingly hot.
Worried that he might be sick, I hurried to contact customer service.
After listening to my description, customer service fell silent.
[Dear customer, is it possible that the Succubus isn’t sick, but just so hungry that he wants to kiss you or do something naughty?]