Summary
“I can’t leave Xiangxi, so you’ll have to take this Jiangshi with you.”
The Taobao seller sent over a stack of photos. “Lively, aloof, yandere… which type would you like?”
I felt my flat wallet and weakly typed out a few words.
“The cheapest one, please!”
Looking at the Jiangshi in the photo-handsome, with delicate features, and the most harmless-looking of the bunch-I breathed a sigh of relief.
To my surprise, a week later, the seller called me in a panic.
“Dear, I’m so sorry! We accidentally sent you the Jiangshi Prince. Do you want to return him?
“Dear? Are you still alive, dear?!”
Before I could finish saying “I want to…”, someone snatched the phone from my hand.
A man with crimson eyes wrapped his arms around me and leaned down to my ear. His sharp fangs grazed my earlobe as he spoke in a tender, lingering tone.
“Return me? Would you really have the heart to do that?”