A Guide to Raising the Villain

Chapter 0 At the sect’s grand disciple recruitment ceremony, I was bored out of my mind and just about to slip back to the rear mountain for a nap. Suddenly, lines of golden text drifted past my eyes. [Here he comes, here he comes! That’s the boy, the future world-destroying villain!] [He’ll take the Saintess as his master, but Xu Qingyao’s whole “love and peace” routine won’t do a damn thing for him. In the end, he’ll still turn evil!] What was all that gibberish? Boring. I switched hands to prop up my chin, so sleepy my eyelids were starting to fight each other. [I’m dying. The Salty Fish Ancestor is trying to ditch work and go sleep again.] [Let the kid sleep if she wants. In a few months, when the villain destroys the world, she’ll be sound asleep too. Then her whole peak gets leveled by a single sword strike, and she dies from the aftershock. Seriously, the most aggrieved Living Ancestor in history, hahaha!] My drowsiness vanished on the spot. [Shh, look. The villain’s about to be taken away and redeemed by the Saintess.] [It’s Xie Shiyi, the one in the corner who was just tested and found to have a Trash Spiritual Root, right? After his Demonic Bone awakens, the first thing he does is slaughter the Taiqing Sect!] I narrowed my eyes and looked toward the boy being mocked by the crowd, his gaze dark and vicious. Redeem him? Too much trouble. Before the Saintess could step forward, I flashed down in front of the boy and kicked the disciple jeering beside him into the air. Then I crouched, pinched his chin, and announced before everyone, “You belong to me now.”