After Becoming the NPC's Daughter - Chapter 3

Chapter 3

The day I was born was likely the most desperate day of Ji Shijing’s life.

I heard the nurse ask Si Han several times, “Ma’am, where is your husband?”

Si Han replied, “He probably has some sort of ‘fear of fatherhood’ phobia. He’s been to the bathroom thirty times in the last hour.”

What a pity.

Even if Ji Shijing managed to explode the toilet with his bladder, I was still coming out.

“Waaaaah-”

Along with my first wailing cries, I entered the world.

The nurse happily carried me over to Ji Shijing. “Congratulations, Mr. Ji. Your wife has given you a beautiful baby girl.”

I cautiously squinted one eye to peek at Ji Shijing.

He looked absolutely panicked.

He grabbed the nurse like he was having a seizure and asked, “Nurse, do you think this child looks like me and my wife?”

The nurse was stunned for a moment.

She stammered, “She looks… she looks just like you…”

Ji Shijing breathed a sigh of relief, and a flicker of a smile finally appeared on his face. “That’s good. That’s good then.”

I almost laughed out loud.

Did that nurse even dare to say we didn’t look alike?

Ji Shijing placed me back into the bassinet and pushed the still-unconscious Si Han back to her private room.

As he gently patted my back, he sighed with emotion. “Haha, I’m so lucky.”

“Lin Yi, you still failed! Hahaha, hahahaha-”

Taking advantage of the moment when the nurses went out to handle the birth certificate paperwork, I opened my eyes and gave Ji Shijing a forty-five-degree smirk.

In a soft, milky baby voice, I said, “Listen up, grandson. Your daddy is back for revenge!”

The smile froze on Ji Shijing’s face.

Mechanically, frame by frame, he slowly turned his head to look at me. “What. Did. You. Say?”

Since I had just been born and my speech was a bit clumsy, I repeated myself with a thick lisp, “Sonny, I’m your daddy-”

Before I could finish, Ji Shijing stood up, his hands trembling as he wrapped them around my neck.

“Lin Yi! You little brat, I’m the father now!”

“Do you believe I’ll actually strangle you?”

I stuck out my tongue. “Do it. Do it right now!”

Ji Shijing was a man of action; he wasn’t even afraid of snapping my weak, fragile neck.

I immediately began to wail at the top of my lungs. “Waaaaah! Aaaaah! Waaaaah!”

The more I cried, the harder Ji Shijing squeezed.

By the end, I didn’t even have the strength to make a sound.

Without even looking in a mirror, I could guess that my delicate, porcelain-doll face had been squeezed black and blue by this bastard.

“Hehe, just die!”

Ji Shijing prepared to increase the pressure once more.

At that critical moment, Si Han suddenly woke up.

Heaven knows where she found the strength to get up from the delivery bed, but she delivered a direct kick to Ji Shijing.

“If you break my sister’s wings, I will destroy your entire paradise!”

Me: “?”

Ji Shijing: “?”