After My Senior Brother Lost All His Cultivation - Chapter 1

Ji Mingyi, the chief disciple of our sect, had failed his heavenly tribulation and lost all his cultivation.

Everyone in the sect grieved over his misfortune. Everyone except me. I was delighted.

It was common knowledge that Senior Brother Ji and I had never gotten along. His downfall was proof that heaven had eyes after all.

I couldn’t help myself. I burst out laughing in the middle of the lecture hall.

Naturally, the other disciples took offense. After I argued with them for a while, the teaching elder “invited” me to leave.

Tch.

Senior Brother was a sanctimonious hypocrite. Who knew what kind of spell he’d cast on them? He was already useless, yet the younger disciples still adored him.

No one understood my joy.

I had no choice but to take out my communication jade and share the good news with my bro on the Spirit Web.

【You there?】

【I’ve got incredible news!】

I had met my good bro by chance on the Spirit Web a year ago.

Back then, everyone online had been obsessed with Ji Mingyi. He’d reached Nascent Soul at eighteen, entered Spirit Transformation at twenty-one, and by twenty-six stood only one step away from Great Ascension. As if being a once-in-a-generation genius wasn’t enough, people claimed he was gentle, gracious, honorable, and pure.

The craze for him had even spread from sect to sect.

I couldn’t bear to watch everyone be deceived, so I warned them not to be fooled by his pretty face. His gentleness, patience, and generosity were all an act!

They didn’t believe me. They cursed me instead.

Only my good bro came to my defense.

He understood me!

From then on, whenever Ji Mingyi annoyed me, I poured my heart out to him. My good bro always played along, agreeing with everything I said. Before long, the two of us had sworn brotherhood across the Spirit Web.

Sure enough, only a few breaths after I sent my message, the communication jade vibrated. A line of text appeared across its smooth surface.

【What incredible news?】

The corners of my mouth curled up.

【Hehehe. My senior brother failed his heavenly tribulation.】

【The elders said he was harboring some obsessive desire. He couldn’t pass the inner-demon trial, so he lost all his cultivation.】

【I told you he was a sanctimonious scoundrel. All polished on the outside and rotten in the heart. See? The inner-demon trial finally exposed him!】

My good bro agreed wholeheartedly.

【Exactly. He’s a hypocrite—false, two-faced, and rotten to the core.】

Me: 【Exactly!】

My good bro added, 【Congratulations. Your wish finally came true.】

Me: 【Congratulations to us both! Hahahahaha!】

I had told him more than once that if Ji Mingyi ever fell into my hands, I would expose his true face and torment him mercilessly until all my resentment was gone.

Who would have thought the wish I’d made only last month would come true this month?

Now that he’d lost his cultivation, dealing with him would be child’s play.

Heaven loved me.

After celebrating with me, my good bro asked curiously, 【Your senior brother can’t resist you now. How do you plan to humiliate him?】

What else would I do?

I would make him my servant again. He could bring me tea and water, massage my shoulders, pound my back, wash my feet, make my bed, and obey my every command.

That would teach him to forget his place.

My good bro was unimpressed. 【You call that humiliation?】

So I offered something harsher.

【Then I’ll make him kneel, act like a dog, and lick my toes.】

That earned a little approval.

【Worth trying, but still not cruel enough.】

That wasn’t cruel enough?

Still, my good bro was widely experienced. I humbly asked for his advice.

【Good bro, what do you think I should do?】

His answer came almost at once.

【Why not make him your cultivation cauldron?】