Summary
Chapter 0 I was feeling around for fish by the river when I picked up a mouthy Clam. She said she could grant me three wishes, but first I had to find Shen Shixian, the Patriarch of the Shen Family. “He owes me a debt. As long as you find him, you can have anything you want.” So I deliberately lay down in front of Shen Shixian’s car to stage an accident, then made a wish to the Clam in my head. “My first wish is to have infinite wishes!” The Clam roared, “You’ve got a gold mine right in front of you, and you don’t even know to take a bite?” “Why are you trying to exploit a bug with me?” “Quick! Throw yourself at him and call him Dad!”