Conquering That Dragon - Chapter 1

Chapter 1

Shizun brought a new junior sister back from the mortal world.

She was wonderful in every way, except for one thing: she was a little hard on the kidneys.

Because she had bound herself to a “Shenren System.”

The System wanted her to be a hooligan. The System wanted her to conquer Shizun. The System wanted her to shatter Shizun’s Dao.

Honestly, I often feel so insufficiently perverted that I simply cannot fit in with these system-bound conquest types.

In Ninth Junior Sister’s second month here, I asked Second Junior Brother as part of my usual routine, “Was Shizun moved tonight?”

Second Junior Brother said, “Shizun made a move tonight.”

I perked up. “!”

Second Junior Brother said, “Shizun reached out, threw Ninth Junior Sister into the cold pool, and told her to wash up and go to sleep.”

Oh. Never mind, then.

That was very much Shizun’s style.

He cultivated the Dao of Ruthlessness.

Chapter 2

It wasn’t that I wanted to watch the drama. I simply wanted to show concern for a fellow disciple.

So after checking on Shizun, I went to the cold pool.

Ninth Junior Sister was in the cold pool, cursing out her System’s entire family line.

She cursed at the System, “Have you ever listened to the stupid-ass missions you’re issuing? What the hell are these?”

She said, “Shizun eats, and I confess my love. Shizun rides his sword, and I grope his leg. Shizun bathes, and I peep. Even I, an actual pervert, think these missions are too perverted.”

She said, “How does that absolute-zero mouth of yours spit out missions this horny?”

The System argued back with perfect confidence. “Back then, you had three people to choose from. You were the one who picked Cangshan Sect Master Wuxian at first sight.”

Ninth Junior Sister said, “I merely thought that slithering creatures were simple-minded and easy to conquer.”

The System said, “Think carefully about how you answered back then.”

I knew this one.

That was Ninth Junior Sister’s first day at Cangshan. As First Senior Sister, I was showing her around and helping her get familiar with the place.

Then, for some reason, I could hear the conversation between her and her System.

At the time, Ninth Junior Sister looked at Shizun’s back and murmured, “Only two…”

Though I had no idea what that meant, judging by Ninth Junior Sister’s expression, I was a little worried Shizun’s innocence might not survive.

Especially when Ninth Junior Sister had brought along such a hooligan of a System.

Facts proved that my worries were correct.

After Ninth Junior Sister had been at Cangshan for a month, she was one step away from carving the words “I want to sleep with Shizun” onto her forehead.

Unfortunately, Shizun was also one step away from carving this onto his forehead: Don’t love me. Nothing will come of it.

I worried for Ninth Junior Sister.

Because…

Chapter 3

While I was lost in my memories, the System had lost the argument with Ninth Junior Sister and had already started threatening her.

It said, “Think about it. You only have three months left. If, after three months, you still haven’t shattered Wuxian’s Dao, your body will perish and your Dao will vanish.”

Now you know why I worried for Ninth Junior Sister.

After all, Cangshan had not accepted a female disciple in a thousand years, and all the other junior sisters had already left Cangshan.

I didn’t even have a junior sister to have heart-to-hearts with.

Now that one had finally come, she might only live for three months.

And honestly, I really did like this Ninth Junior Sister.

Before she arrived, Shizun maintained the Cangshan Sect’s reputation as one of the top three powers in the cultivation world by sticking his nose into every other sect’s mess. He even frequently supported other sects unconditionally.

From great matters like subduing demons and eliminating devils, to small things like lending money and rice.

But not only were the other sects ungrateful to Shizun, they treated him like a sucker and fleeced the Cangshan Sect for all it was worth.

Spirit stones were borrowed and never returned. Treasures that went out were like meat buns thrown to dogs. Even dangerous missions assigned by lot somehow always ended up landing on the Cangshan Sect.

But after Ninth Junior Sister came, everything changed.

On her third day here, once she had figured out Cangshan’s situation, she went on the offensive.

When Wanjian Sect came to borrow spirit stones, she took the account book and chased the Wanjian Sect Master across nine streets, forcing Wanjian Sect to pay back every spirit stone they had borrowed in previous years.

When Qingshan Sect came to borrow treasures, she grabbed a shovel, went up to Qingshan, dug three feet into the ground, and demanded back every treasure the Cangshan Sect had lent them in the past.

When Lingyou Pavilion came to borrow disciples, she planted her hands on her hips, pointed at the Lingyou Pavilion Master’s nose, and cursed, “Your disciples are afraid of dying, so ours aren’t? Get lost!”

She even scolded Shizun while she was at it:

“Wanjian Sect is rolling in wealth, Qingshan Sect is drowning in treasures, and Lingyou Pavilion has Mahayana cultivators everywhere. What goes on in that head of yours? Whatever other people don’t lack is exactly what you give them!”

With an expression of bitter disappointment, she said, “Shizun, a savior complex is also an illness. Treat it early.”

Cool. So cool.

The moment she arrived, she solved the Cangshan Sect’s chronic problem of several thousand years.

Aside from the fact that when she tried to conquer Shizun, she was a little affected, a little vulgar, and a little obscene.

She was practically the Cangshan Sect’s greatest mountain-protecting treasure.

Therefore, in keeping with the Cangshan Sect’s several-thousand-year tradition of unity, friendship, and mutual aid…

When Junior Sister confessed, I scattered flowers. When Junior Sister groped his leg, I cheered her on. When Junior Sister peeped, I cleared the path.

Only, under the united affection of all Cangshan…

Shizun, who used to sleep in the front hall, had now moved to the graveyard in the back mountain to sleep.

And furthermore…