Give Me Back My Girlfriend - Chapter 3

Chapter 5

Thanks to all the buzz Shen Qi’an brought with him, the production team immediately added an interview segment to the opening of the dating show.

“Tell us your impression of Shen Qi’an. What’s the one thing about him that left the deepest impression on you?”

The other guests gave very polished answers about work-related things.

Only I, under my brother’s murderous glare from across the room…

…ended up on the trending searches with a face like I was about to cry.

“I don’t know him. I don’t know anything. I didn’t do it. It wasn’t me. It definitely wasn’t me!”

The live comments were dying of laughter.

[Got it, it wasn’t you. Go play.]

[Look at Xie Sinian’s eyes! He’s jealous!]

[These two even look like husband and wife. I’m shipping them first, bye!]

[I have a friend who’s in the industry. Trust me, don’t ship these two. The relationship here is really complicated. All I can say is, whatever you do, do not ship them!]

[I’m shipping them anyway. What about it?]

[Born rebellious. The more you tell me not to ship them, the harder I’m shipping them!]

After the interview ended, the show moved on to the next segment.

A very cliché game, where the loser had to draw a Truth or Dare card.

My brother and I fought three bloody rounds and suffered a crushing defeat.

Then we went to draw a Dare card while cursing each other out.

And the card we drew was-Pocky game.

“Look at what you’ve done! Why did you have to come on the same show as me?!”

I clutched my head and wailed.

“If I hadn’t come, who were you planning to play this with?!”

Xie Sinian also clutched his head, on the verge of collapse.

In the end, I rolled my left eye back, and he rolled his right eye back.

Two creatures with twisted eyes and crooked mouths, barely resembling humans, bit down on the same chocolate stick.

A huge wave of “HAHAHA” floated across the comments.

[Why did they both suddenly come down with a terminal illness?!]

[This scene is a little too graphic. Is this a zombie show?]

[What’s wrong with zombies?! We zombies need love too!]

[So Xie Sinian joined this dating show for Lu Yumian. Heehee, I found another crumb!]

The next second, a familiar voice sounded behind me.

“Mianmian, who is he?”

My whole body trembled, and I bit the chocolate stick in half.

I turned around.

Shen Qi’an stood there looking travel-worn and exhausted. He was clearly standing under the blazing sun, yet his face was pale, with a faintly disheveled look.

I explained dryly, “Listen to me. It’s not what you think. He… he’s actually my brother.”

Shen Qi’an’s eyes instantly reddened again.

“Just how many good brothers do you have?”

No!

Not that kind of brother!

Before I could say anything else, Xie Sinian had already pulled me behind him.

He curled his lips into a smile, his gaze provocative.

“Well, sorry to disappoint you, but she’s mine.”

I calmly fell apart inside.

No, bro.

If your acting is this good, go win Best Actor!

Why are you acting at my expense?!

The comments had already exploded.

[Wait, so Lu Yumian is two-timing? Girl, you’ve been eating this well behind our backs?]

[More like five-timing! Shen Qi’an is number five. No idea what number Xie Sinian is.]

[Isn’t this just cheating? Disgusting.]

[Shut up! Shen Qi’an himself hasn’t even said anything, so what does it have to do with you? What’s wrong with us powerful women dating a few more people?]

[Anyway, Shen Qi’an and Xie Sinian both look pretty willing to me.]

[This is so satisfying. Queen, I’m begging you, let me play this role too.]

[Now this is the kind of love triangle I came for! I order the three of you to kiss right now!]