Summary
I am a strategist. I once asked my lord why he wanted me in his service. He said, “Keeping you around doesn’t cost much. But if you were to join an enemy state, I’d be in for a world of pain.” Me: “My lord, I have a thousand schemes that can solve this urgent crisis.” Him: “You may not threaten the elderly, the young, women, or children.” Me: “My lord, then I still have a hundred schemes.” Him: “You may not disregard the lives of others.” Me: “My lord, I still have ten schemes.” Him: “You may not damage my reputation.” Me: “Never mind. Run along and play.”