My Face Is the Best in the World - Chapter 1

Chapter 1

Zuo Ye was my maidservant.

At first, I was not willing to have her serve as my maidservant.

The moment I saw her, I was reminded of every 8 a.m. class I had ever attended and every assignment I had ever rushed to finish.

With great solemnity, I said to Zuo Ye, “I’m a lesbian.”

Zuo Ye said, “What a coincidence. So am I.”

I was shocked. “I’m homophobic.”

Zuo Ye said, “…”