Summary
Chapter 0 My father is a Tyrant, but I am a good person. When a young eunuch knocked over a teacup, Father wanted to have him beaten to death with a staff. I said, “No, no, that’s not appropriate. Beating someone to death is far too bloody. Burying him alive would be much cleaner.” Father: “?” When a minister submitted a memorial of remonstrance, Father wanted to execute his entire clan. I said, “No, no, that’s not appropriate. Besides his relatives, he has friends, teachers, and disciples too. If we don’t send them down together, his family will inevitably get lonely.” Father: “???” After that, the way Father looked at me grew clearer and clearer by the day. With Standards for Being a Good Student and Child in his left hand and a feather duster in his right, he earnestly urged me to be kind. I glanced at the barrage floating overhead. [The villain didn’t go on a killing spree again today. Lifespan +1.] [The Little Princess threw herself into the game and traded a blooming backside for the villain’s lifespan +1, then +1 again. A true strategist indeed.]