Summary
Chapter 0 “I’m going to end up dying in your bed sooner or later.” “Get on the bed. Pants off.” The doctor cutie across from me spoke with a blank expression, his voice icy as he pulled on a pair of gloves. I let out a soft “oh” and obediently shimmied my pants down to my knees. He frowned at me and added, “Take one leg out completely.” I silently kicked my pants down to the floor. As he picked up a pair of forceps, he asked, “How many boyfriends have you had?” I answered honestly, “Three.” He glanced at me again and suddenly added, for no apparent reason, “Did you live together?” I shook my head. “Never.” Clack. The doctor cutie tossed the forceps back into the tray. “Put your pants back on.” Me: ??? I already have my pants off, and this is what you give me? Are you playing with me?