Senior Brother's Little Menace - Chapter 1

Chapter 1

Senior Brother was crippled.

His Golden Core had shattered, his meridians were severed, and he lay paralyzed in bed, unable to move.

The porridge Little Junior Brother fed him dribbled down from the corner of his mouth.

No matter what kind or cruel words the people around him said, he only clenched his teeth and turned a deaf ear.

Little Junior Brother sighed, set down the bowl, and left.

I looked at Senior Brother’s dying, half-breathing state, and instantly perked up!!

Ever since I was little, I’d lived under his freakish control. I got beaten for drinking water, beaten for eating, and even beaten for peeing!

Who understands the trauma of a toxic family!!

Woof woof woof! Now!

It was my time to turn the tables!!

Hehehe!

With a light leap, I jumped onto the bed and, right under Senior Brother’s eyelids, stuck out my big tongue and slurped up the porridge with loud, sloppy licks.

Rice grains flew everywhere as I licked!!

Like a heavenly maiden scattering flowers, I flung them all over Senior Brother’s face!

The corner of Senior Brother’s eye twitched slightly.

I immediately flopped down and whimpered for mercy!

But the expected flick to my skull never came. I looked up.

Senior Brother had turned his head aside, out of sight, out of mind.

Oh, right!

He was paralyzed now!

I laughed, hehehe.

After drinking so much rice porridge, it wasn’t long before I had to pee.

When I was little, every time I wet the bed, Senior Brother would grab me by the scruff and beat me up. Now I stood right beside his pillow and openly lifted one fluffy leg!

Under Senior Brother’s shocked and deeply resistant gaze.

I sprayed out a stinky, steaming stream of pee!

Senior Brother’s face turned green on the spot!

Hehehe! Now that was more like it!

If you can still get angry, why pretend to be a living corpse?

I hopped off the bed, landed on all fours, and wagged my tail in the most obnoxious way possible.

“Woof woof woof! Woof woof woof!”

“Come hit me then! Hit me!”

Senior Brother’s face went from green to black. Gritting his teeth, he cursed, “Miserable dog! Tomorrow, I’m stewing you!”

That curse made me feel all tingly and comfortable!

See? It wasn’t like he was indifferent to everything~

My happiness didn’t last long.

The door creaked.

An unwelcome guest pushed it open and walked in.

Chapter 2

The person who came was Third Senior Brother.

He had already put on the black uniform of the Chief Seat ahead of time, which lent him an air of authority and made him look positively triumphant.

Third Senior Brother looked at Senior Brother on the bed, tugged at the corner of his mouth, and mocked him to the fullest. “You’ve been making a fuss for three months, and you’re still not dead?”

As if he’d seen something filthy, Senior Brother closed his eyes outright.

Third Senior Brother refused to let up and continued jeering, “Look at the useless mess you are now. If I were you, I’d beg someone to end it quickly, so I wouldn’t keep being a burden on the sect!”

“You don’t know, do you? Everyone is talking about you behind your back now. Nobody wants to take the job of looking after you…”

Senior Brother’s brows tightened in pain.

Watching Third Senior Brother be so hateable, I heard a ding in my head, and a brilliant idea popped up!

I barked a few times.

Third Senior Brother looked at me and raised an eyebrow.

I propped my front paws on the table and eagerly nudged the teacup toward him.

Third Senior Brother immediately laughed. “Even your dog has more sense than you.”

He sat down at leisure, picked up the teacup, and took a sip. Then his brows furrowed. Sensing something was off with the taste, he looked over in confusion.

And met my extremely punchable dog face.

Oh my, little doggy me has loved peeing in teacups ever since I was small!

Third Senior Brother understood in an instant. With a swish, he drew his sword and pointed it at me!

“Miserable dog! Your life is mine!”

Senior Brother lay on the bed and shouted anxiously, “How impressive of you, Third Junior Brother! Now you’re even picking fights with a dog!”

All the fur along my back stood on end. By instinct, I ran toward Senior Brother, but the moment I saw him, I realized-he was crippled now.

He couldn’t protect me anymore.

I was a dog.

A little mutt Senior Brother had casually picked up from the mortal world.

If Third Senior Brother wanted to kill me, then I would be killed. No one would stand up for a dog.

I made a split-second decision, slid across the floor, and knelt at Third Senior Brother’s feet. Then I rolled over with my belly up and forced my eyes as wide open as possible.

My eyes were round and bright, wet and glistening like two clear black grapes.

Whimper, whimper.

I already showed my belly, okay!

No one would be cruel enough to hurt an adorable little doggy, right? Right?!

Third Senior Brother lowered his head and looked at me, sword in hand and killing intent surging. He paused slightly, his murderous intent wavering.

He sneered. “You may be spared death, but you won’t escape punishment!”

Third Senior Brother gave a light swing, and a sharp flash of sword light swept over the top of my head.

I was so scared my ears pinned back, and I squeezed my eyes shut!

When I came back to my senses, Third Senior Brother had already sheathed his sword, snorted coldly, and left.

And my doggy head was still there!

Doggy survived another day!

Sure enough, cuteness was invincible!

Happily, I rubbed myself against Senior Brother and went on and on, whimpering and woofing.

For the first time, emotion appeared on Senior Brother’s numb face. As he looked at me, his eyes revealed a trace of pity.

Me???

The top of my head… seemed a little chilly.

I turned and ran to the pond outside the courtyard. When I lowered my head, reflected on the water was the head of a black-and-white dog, with a shiny, gleaming bald patch right on top…

Third Senior Brother!!!

He shaved the fur off the top of my head!!

Oh my dog!

I’d become a bald dog!!!

This was simply bullying a dog too far!!!

Doggy doesn’t want to live anymore!!