Taotao's White Moonlight - Chapter 1

Chapter 1

My name is Tao Xi.

Half a year ago, my sister Tao Xue and I, due to insufficient cultivation, couldn’t maintain human form for long.

So we found a high-quality human male-the Crown Prince of Beijing Circle, Gu Siyan-to dual cultivate with and increase our cultivation.

Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays: I cultivate.
Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays: Tao Xue cultivates.
Sundays are Gu Siyan’s day off; we stew a soup with bull penis, sheep penis, and pig kidneys for him to replenish his strength.

To avoid blowing our cover, we also use a shared alias in front of Gu Siyan: Tao Tao.

I have to say.

Gu Siyan is really capable.

He’s not like traditional men who have a cooldown period and need rest, who can’t be used every day.

He!

After I’m done in the morning, my sister can use him right after at noon! In the afternoon I can use him again, and at night my sister can still use him once more!

One man is better than four.

Besides, he’s really generous.

Whenever Tao Xue and I so much as glance at something or casually mention it, by the next day at the latest, he’ll have someone present it to us.

In just half a year, the balance in our bank accounts has reached a whole eight figures.

Luxury items are piled up at home.

Diamond bracelets, gold bracelets, we can’t even fit them all.

Sometimes, I turn back into my snake form.

I slither inside.

Put them on like stacking rings.

Stack ten, all sparkly and shiny.

Have Tao Xue take a photo and post it on Moments.

The other snakes are dying of jealousy:

“Xi! Where are you hanging out now? You’re so loaded it’s ridiculous.”

Of course, these Moments are all blocked from Gu Siyan.

Chapter 2

Today is Saturday.

I bought a group-buy voucher and was waiting for Tao Xue to come home so we could go out for hotpot together.

After much wait, Tao Xue finally came back.

I eagerly grabbed my shoulder bag and got ready to head out.

But then she looked pale, a bit frightened.

I asked:

“What’s up, sis? Seen a ghost?”

Tao Xue opened the fridge, took out a can of iced coconut water, and chugged it down.

Only after regaining her composure did she say:

“Xixi, guess what Gu Siyan talked about with me today?”

I thought for a moment:

“Is he going to buy us a yacht? A couple of days ago I mentioned wanting a private yacht in Victoria Harbour for the night view; he nodded and said he’d arrange it in a couple of days.”

Tao Xue shook her head frantically:

“No! If only that were the case…”

She took a deep breath, still feeling a lingering fear:

“He asked me, what are snakes most afraid of? Arsenic or realgar?

“Damn, Xixi, you have no idea. At that moment I was happily unpacking a delivery, my newly bought little leather whip, fantasizing about how I’d whip Gu Siyan later.

“But then he suddenly asked that, and it totally killed the mood for me.

“And then, with a puzzled look, he asked me, ‘Jiejie, why aren’t you whipping me anymore?'”

I fell silent.

“He called you ‘Jiejie’?

“And told you to whip him?”

Tao Xue made a weird face:

“No, Xixi, isn’t your focus a bit off?

“Shouldn’t the point be, is our identity exposed? Do we need to make a run for it now?”

I became serious:

“No, sis, listen to me!

“That time I lightly whipped Gu Siyan with a data cable, he…”

He instantly pinned me down and tied me up.

And then asked me:

“Xiaobao, are you asking for trouble again?”

That night, he tormented me to the point I almost went to meet my great-great-great-great-grandma Snake Immortal.

Now it was Tao Xue’s turn to be baffled:

“Ah?? Gu Siyan can be that proactive?

“Every time I have to guide him; he’s very obedient with me.

“My god, could he have some kind of split personality disorder?”

I slapped my thigh in urgency:

“Stop overthinking, sis. Let’s head to the hotpot place first; soon the office workers will be off work and there’ll be a queue.”

Tao Xue: ?