Taotao's White Moonlight - Chapter 3

Chapter 3

Tao Xue wholeheartedly agreed with my suggestion.

We have so much money now.

Building a super luxurious mountain villa back in the mountains is no problem at all.

But the problem is…

How can we successfully fake my death?

If we just leave,

it would be easy for Gu Siyan to find out.

He’s so vengeful.

Last time I sneaked a sip of his milk,

he insisted on drinking mine back.

I told him there wasn’t any,

but he forced it anyway.

So I’m really worried.

What if he gets furious and burns down our old home?

So, we came up with a perfect plan.

Tomorrow is the day Gu Siyan goes to the mountain temple for his annual blessing.

He already said he would take me along.

When the time comes,

Tao Xue will play the fortune-teller and stop us halfway.

Pointing at me, she’ll say I’m going to croak.

After we get home,

I’ll start playing dead.

Playing dead is what we hognose snakes do best!

By then, Gu Siyan will definitely believe it.

Once he buries me,

I’ll drill out of the dirt and run away!

Hehe.

Perfect!

Chapter 5

We went out overnight to buy a fortune-teller kit and came up with a script to con Gu Siyan.

Everything was ready, all we needed was the right opportunity!

But what I never dreamed of was that

the place Gu Siyan goes to pray for blessings

is actually Jueying Peak – our happy old home.

There is indeed a temple on the mountain.

Enshrined is the Snake Immortal, my great-great-great-great-great-grandmother.

But…

my great-great-great-great-great-grandmother can’t grant wishes at all.

She said she built this temple purely because she wanted future generations to think she was awesome.

That’s all.

Maybe it was a guilty conscience.

I was unusually silent the whole way.

Gu Siyan, busy with work, took a moment to glance at me.

“You’re a little strange today.”

I straightened up:

“What’s strange?”

Gu Siyan put away his tablet:

“Usually you can’t go a minute without talking, but today you haven’t said a word for 21 minutes and 31 seconds.

What are you thinking about?”

I was afraid he’d see the guilt on my face,

so I quickly buried my face in his crotch.

“Thinking of you.”

Gu Siyan took a deep breath.

His tone was a bit strange.

A bit of gnashing anger.

And maybe something else.

“Then can you not think in that position?”

Realizing something belatedly, I quickly lifted my head,

and hurriedly shrank to the side.

Sob sob sob.

So embarrassing.

I breathed on the car window glass.

Hate you, Gu Siyan.

Drawing circles, drawing circles.

Curse you to step on dog poop later.

Sob sob sob.