A Thousand Intentions of a Bull and a Horse - Chapter 1

Chapter 1

I transmigrated into a yandere romance novel as Song Qianyi, the villainous legitimate elder sister of the female lead, Song Tianruan.

Although Song Tianruan is a concubine’s daughter, she is delicate, lovely, and stubbornly headstrong-the quintessential pure white lotus.

The male lead, Nangong Siye, is a yandere who fell in love with Song Tianruan at first sight and has been obsessively pursuing her through force and coercion ever since.

The problem is, Nangong Siye is my fiancé.

While Song Tianruan rejects him on the surface, she simultaneously enjoys his devotion. The two of them have been caught in a messy, back-and-forth entanglement for hundreds of chapters.

In the original ending, Nangong Siye snapped my neck with a sickening crack.

Holding my severed head, he smiled with eyes full of deep affection. “Ruanruan, Song Qianyi is dead. No one can stand in our way anymore.”

I laughed.

Watching Song Tianruan and Nangong Siye strolling sweetly through the garden, a twisted smile spread across my face.

So, you two get your happily ever after while I get decapitated? Is that how it is!

Fine. Since that’s the case, I’m going to play the role of the villainous supporting actress to the very end.

“Ruanruan, you and the Second Prince look so good together.”

Song Tianruan’s little friend giggled and teased her from the side.

Song Tianruan blushed, lowering her head as she whispered, “Don’t say such things. Brother Siye is my elder sister’s fiancé. How could a lowly concubine’s daughter like me ever be worthy of him?”

The friend let out a cold snort. “What is Song Qianyi even worth? She’s crude and unbearable. How could she possibly be a match for the Second Prince?”

Just as Song Tianruan was about to respond, Nangong Siye forcefully pulled her by the shoulder into his arms. “Ruanruan, she’s right. Only you are worthy of being This Prince’s wife!”

Song Tianruan froze. Meeting Nangong Siye’s domineering yet affectionate gaze, her cheeks flushed a soft pink.

The two of them stared deeply into each other’s eyes.

I sneered repeatedly as a wicked idea popped into my head.

The original text read: [Song Tianruan and Nangong Siye gazed affectionately at each other for a long time, falling into a river of love together.]

With a flourish of my pen, I changed the words “river of love” to “manure pit.”

Song Tianruan’s foot slipped, and she tumbled into a pit hidden by the surrounding bushes.

“Ah!”

Song Tianruan let out a piercing scream, splashing wildly in the manure pit.

Nangong Siye’s pupils constricted. Without a moment’s hesitation, he leaped into the pit to rescue his fated heroine.

Before he jumped, he thought it was just an ordinary hole.

But when that foul-smelling, yellow, watery substance flooded his mouth and nose, Nangong Siye realized something was very wrong.

He thrashed desperately, thrusting his head out and gagging violently. “Blegh… Hurrk!”

Song Tianruan wasn’t so lucky.

She wasn’t very tall, and the filth reached her mouth, filling her oral cavity completely.

“Mmph, mmph…”

Song Tianruan let out helpless whimpers, grabbing onto Nangong Siye’s clothes.

However, Nangong Siye was also in a state of extreme panic. Instinctively, he kicked Song Tianruan away.

Poor Song Tianruan was kicked into the deeper part of the manure pit, her mouth hanging wide open as she took a massive gulp.