Custom-Made Love for You - Chapter 3

Chapter 3

During PE class, I accidentally tripped on the field and fell right into Gu Chengyu’s arms. I struggled for a while but couldn’t stand up. Blushing furiously, he supported my waist and said, “Sis, if you don’t get up soon, I’m going to ‘stand up’…”

Was I dizzy from the fall and seeing things? Suddenly, I saw a barrage of comments:

[Heh heh heh, wonder where the villain’s about to ‘stand up’? So hard to guess~]

[If that side chick keeps flirting, watch out-the villain might go beast mode and come at her with his snake form-just two measly things!]

[Adult male snakes are crazy aggressive during Mating Season, and she still bathes and sleeps with it every night. If she doesn’t start keeping her distance, she’s just asking to get stuffed!]

[The girl is about to get turned into a cream puff!]

I: …

There’s a lot to unpack here, let me sort it out. First of all, isn’t the snake I’m raising supposed to be female?

Chapter 9

After school, I went to the exotic pet store and borrowed a probe from the owner. Following online instructions, I inserted the probe into Little Black Snake’s cloaca to determine its sex. But the moment the snake saw the thick, long needle, it thrashed and struggled violently. My big probe couldn’t make any headway. “Come on, relax… let me in, just a moment…” But the probe had barely entered the tip before it wouldn’t go any further. Little Black Snake hissed at me in pain, its tiny head thumping against the wall. I pressed down on its lower belly and squeezed gently. Whoosh-two parallel shafts popped out, pink and slick, even with barbs. I was so pissed that I ordered a full-price Luckin Coffee and cursed: Screw your dad! It really is a male?!

Chapter 10

The next day, Gu Chengyu came to class holding his butt. He was limping. The comments totally lost it:

[The side chick’s bold! She actually reamed the villain’s ass!]

[Playing 4i? Now that’s some gangster move!]

[In the original novel, the girl never realized it was a male snake! She thought it was female and slept with it, but when the male’s Mating Season hit, it snuck inside her every night while she slept and ate a free buffet, leaving the corners of its mouth glistening.]

The normally arrogant and ruthless young man was now blushing with shame: “Sis, next time don’t poke so deep, okay? I don’t do 4i~”

The comments got a bit tense:

[Wait, the villain just said that so casually?]

[Isn’t he afraid the side chick will figure out he’s a snake-human and run away?]

[Oh crap! The villain is about to go dark early!]

I pretended not to hear clearly: “What?”

Only then did Gu Chengyu snap back and immediately corrected himself: “My hemorrhoids flared up. The nurse doing the rectal exam almost hit my G-spot.”

I answered with an “Oh.” “That must’ve been nice.”