Summary
I transmigrated as a “salted fish” in a xianxia novel, and somehow, I ended up making the male protagonist’s sword acknowledge me as its master.
During the Great War of Gods and Demons, the male protagonist raised his hand and beckoned me over.
With the utmost respect, I summoned the Ancient Divine Sword.
“Please,” I urged, “go help him.”
The Divine Sword replied, “Call me ‘husband,’ or I’m not going.”
The male protagonist, who was currently being hacked at by the enemy: “?”
Ps:
Salted Fish: A Chinese internet slang term (咸鱼, xiányú) referring to someone who has no ambition and simply wants to lie around and do nothing.