Half White Moonlight Script - Chapter 2

Chapter 2

That day, after I had finished nourishing my soul and giving Yuan Yuan his daily beating, I was just about to settle in for a lovely sleep when a furious roar jolted me awake.

“Xu Luo! How dare you!” It was Yuan Yuan’s voice, laced with chilling killing intent and rage.

I took a look and-oh boy-his little body double was currently cradling my skeletal remains in her arms as if they were a precious treasure.

Her tone was incredibly cheeky. “Master, your White Moonlight is so wonderful! I like her too! Since you treat me so well, you won’t mind letting me have just one wife, right?”

Yuan Yuan’s face was dark as thunder, the tip of his sword pointing sharply at Xu Luo. “Give her back to me!”

Xu Luo planted a loud smooch on my skull. “Your wife is fine! Now she’s mine!”

Yuan Yuan was driven mad with rage. He drew his sword and swung.

Xu Luo was a total weakling with no power to fight back, but her body was decked out in life-saving and escape-oriented spiritual treasures.

Most of them, mind you, had been given to her by Yuan Yuan and the sect.

Specifically, the batch the Sect Leader gave her when he thought she was my reincarnation.

Talk about shooting yourself in the foot.

While frantically burning Teleportation Talismans, Xu Luo focused her breath and conjured a Spiritual Power Megaphone.

“Immortal Venerable Yuan Yuan has no shame!

“He keeps a body double! He even lied about his disciple being the reincarnation of Sword Immortal Xu Zhi just so he could pull some ‘hidden rules’ on her!

“Everyone, come and see! Step right up, don’t miss out on the gossip!”

Her entire output relied on her mouth, every sentence sharp, stinging, and never repeating itself.

Yuan Yuan was stunned on the spot, his face filled with bewilderment.

Xu Luo continued her ultimate move, broadcasting Message Talismans far and wide.

Yuan Yuan finally snapped out of it, his face cold as he shattered them to save what remained of his reputation.

However, as the Message Talismans exploded one by one in the air, they only contained a single sentence: “Hehe! You’re a scumbag idiot!”

The air was filled with a chorus of Xu Luo’s “Hehe” and “Scumbag idiot.”

It was peak psychological warfare.

The high peaks and valleys provided an assist, the echoes lingering in the air with a distinct sense of depth.

Even with Yuan Yuan’s world-shaking cultivation, he couldn’t silence the entire realm in an instant.

He could only watch with a shattered expression, mirroring his shattered reputation.

I couldn’t help but laugh out loud.

Xu Luo used her various spiritual treasures with flying colors, and in the end, she actually managed to lose Yuan Yuan.

She stumbled her way toward a small cave dwelling, accidentally face-planting as she landed.

*Clatter-* I scattered all over the ground.

“Sorry, sorry!” She hurriedly picked me up and tried to piece me back together, muttering something about not missing the timing.

She placed me under the moonlight, pulled out a book, and began to get handsy with my remains while reading.

A human shouldn’t… at least, they really shouldn’t.

Watching my own bones being polished until they were shiny and oily, I fell into deep thought.

Xu Luo grumbled and cursed, “What kind of crappy book is this? Why doesn’t it explain clearly how to chant this forbidden curse?”

She tried multiple times. At first, they were incantations I recognized, but they got weirder and weirder.

“Open Sesame?”

“Avada Kedavra!” She whispered to herself in doubt. “Killing curse? Soul-returning? Should be about the same, right?”

“Makka Pakka Akka Wakka Mikka Makka Moo!”

Is this some newly discovered incantation? I was profoundly shocked.

“It shouldn’t be.” Xu Luo leaned in to observe me. “Why hasn’t she woken up yet?”

My heart stirred, and I tentatively tried, “Greetings, fellow cultivator?”

She actually heard me.

“Senior?” Xu Luo froze.

She lunged forward and hugged my leg bone, her voice booming, “Sister! Have you forgotten me? I’m your biological younger sister!”

Me: ?

Xu Luo sniffled. “It’s okay, you just woke up, it’s normal not to remember anything. Your name is Xu Zhi, and you died a thousand years ago in the Demon Tide. My name is Xu Luo, and I’m your biological sister.”

She pointed at her own face, then pulled out an Image Stone that recorded my appearance, shouting, “Sister, look! See how much we look alike!”

“If you don’t believe me, feel my bone structure. Our aptitudes are exactly the same!”

She even pulled out my Lifebound Sword, insisting that I had left it to her for protection.

“Sister! If I didn’t have the owner’s permission, how could I possibly wield it?”

Each cry of “Sister” made my scalp tingle.

Yuan Yuan, what on earth did you let into the sect?

“Gentle… you’re about to pull my leg bone off,” I hesitated for a moment before calling out, “Sister.”

I lowered my eyes and played along with her words. “I truly don’t remember anything.”

Xu Luo’s tears turned into a smile.