I Rely on Heavenly Live Streaming to Slap the Gods' Faces - Chapter 2

Chapter 2

Once Star Lord Mao Ri’s true form was revealed, the assembled immortal lords froze for a moment before immediately rushing to distance themselves from him.

“Star Lord Mao Ri… No, this crow spirit actually dared to conceal his identity and take a place among the immortals. Absolutely vile!”

“After spending hundreds of years with him, I always thought something was off about him. He never seemed much like a golden pheasant!”

A young immortal handmaiden nearby asked curiously, “What is a golden pheasant supposed to be like?”

The immortal lord’s face flushed bright red. He stammered and hemmed and hawed, unable to explain.

“A golden pheasant… is supposed to look like a golden pheasant.”

Seeing the teasing looks in his colleagues’ eyes, he flew into an embarrassed rage and waved his hand, sending a spell at the handmaiden.

The immortal handmaidens in heaven were transformed from animals that had died unjust deaths in the mortal realm. How could they possibly have any magic?

She collapsed to the ground in fright and could not help crying out for help. “Immortal lords, please save me…”

But they only watched the spectacle, utterly unmoved.

There was even a faint excitement in their voices.

“This little handmaiden is so innocent and lively. She’s rather interesting to look at. If we could make her shed a few tears, I’m sure she’d be even more beautiful.”

I turned and stood in front of the handmaiden, effortlessly blocking the spell.

I lifted my eyes and looked over. The immortal lord seemed a little guilty. He turned his head away and refused to meet my gaze, only muttering under his breath,

“If not for Star Lord Mao Ri’s divine power, how could you possibly block me? A hen crowing at dawn, yet you think yourself so impressive.”

He looked extremely unconvinced.

Good-naturedly, I asked him, “What is your name?”

The immortal lord jumped in fright, then forced himself to answer calmly, “I am Ao Zhong, the Spring God who governs the hundred flowers.”

I pointed at him.

“Simply watching the Heavenly Emperor undergo his tribulations seems rather dull. Why don’t we make a wager instead? Whoever loses must hand over all the authority in their possession.”

Perhaps my divine power was far too tempting, because he did not think for long before agreeing.

Together, we raised our heads and looked toward the Water Mirror.

The Heavenly Emperor soon entered a new cycle of reincarnation.

This time, his luck was much better. He became the daughter of a second-rank official in the imperial capital.

She grew up to the age of sixteen getting whatever she wanted, living a life where even the wind and rain seemed to obey her whims.

Ao Zhong let out a breath of relief and asked me smugly, “This time, surely the Heavenly Emperor can live out his life safely and return to his rightful position soon.”

But my brows drew tightly together.

Because she was about to face the first tribulation of her life-marriage.

Worse still, her new husband had already been keeping a mistress outside the estate for quite some time.