Summary
Chapter 0 I accidentally wandered into a cultivation forum, where some sword cultivator had lost his sword and was offering a reward of ten thousand spirit stones to find it. A whole crowd of people had replied underneath. [Wasn’t me. I was doing Beast Taming.] [Wasn’t me either. I was doing Talisman Drawing.] [Definitely wasn’t me. I was doing Alchemy… Holy crap, because I stopped to reply to you, my pill furnace exploded, aaaaaah!] What an utterly unhinged post. What an utterly unhinged comment section! I was cackling like an idiot as I joined in on the joke: [It fell into my house. Come get it!] The very next second, a handsome man in flowing white robes, with long hair drifting behind him like he’d stepped straight out of a period drama, appeared at my front door. “Greetings, fellow Daoist. I’m here to retrieve my sword.” “???” Bruh! Weren’t we all just shitposting? How the hell did this become real?!