Senior Brother's Little Menace - Chapter 10

Chapter 10

A New Junior Sister moved into the courtyard next door.

Junior Sister was finally no longer the sect’s only female disciple.

New Junior Sister was also a delicate, willowy beauty. The moment Senior Brother saw her, his eyes lit up.

I understood at once. He liked her.

New Junior Sister kept an elderly spirit cat, so I decided to get close to the old cat.

I vaulted over the wall into the neighboring courtyard, rushed up to the old cat sunning itself, dropped my front half to the ground, and wagged my tail like mad in the friendliest way possible!

“Woof, woof, woof!”

“Come on! Let’s be friends and play with our humans together!”

Who knew that old cat had no appreciation for kindness? Its ears shot up, it let out a shrill meow, and then came a flurry of lightning-fast kitty punches from both sides, smacking my skull until it went bonk, bonk, bonk!!

Hey!!!

I yelped miserably, turned tail, fled back to our courtyard, burrowed into Senior Brother’s arms, and immediately started tattling!!!

“Woof, woof, woof! Whimper, whimper!”

Senior Brother held me and soothed me. “All right, all right. We won’t go play with it anymore.”

When I saw he had no intention of avenging me, I understood at once and angrily accused him!

Senior Brother guiltily looked away.

But who knew? Before we even went looking for the cat again, New Junior Sister came to our door with the cat in her arms, her tone stern and furious. “Senior Brother, can you please control that rotten dog of yours?! My Yingying is an old cat. She was already on her last legs, and your dog still came over to provoke her!!”

Senior Brother’s face instantly turned cold. “How was that provoking her? What did my Heibao even do?! She just offered a warm face and got a cold butt in return! Look at all the lumps your cat beat onto her head! She was already dumb to begin with, and now she’s even dumber!!”

Senior Brother and New Junior Sister started arguing. In the end, both of them got truly angry, and just when they were about to grab weapons, people from the Discipline Hall rushed over.

Only then did the smoke of battle clear.

But Senior Brother and I both hold grudges.

Every day, I climbed over the wall to bite the old cat. I didn’t bite hard, just gave its butt one chomp and ran.

It scared the old cat into screeching all over the place, leaving it on edge for the whole day. Haha.

Though it was low-down as all get-out,

this dog was very, very happy!

Senior Brother also made some little firecrackers that exploded when they got wet. They weren’t dangerous, just really loud.

The firecrackers were only the size of a fingernail. Senior Brother buried them in places where the old cat might relieve itself.

The moment the old cat peed, the firecracker got wet and went bang!

After only a few times, the old cat was so frightened it couldn’t pee anymore.

New Junior Sister couldn’t find the reason and only thought the courtyard had bad feng shui, so she moved away with the old cat.

Extra Two: Puppy Diary 2

Senior Brother took me shopping at the Spirit Beast Pavilion.

All the spirit beasts on the street were carrying their owners. I was the only one riding on mine.

Senior Brother endured the strange looks from everyone around us and said helplessly, “You are already a three-hundred-jin big dog, not a thirty-jin puppy anymore. Could I trouble you to get off me?”

I whined and refused.

Senior Brother had no choice but to carry me into the Spirit Beast Pavilion.

Today at the Spirit Beast Pavilion, we ran into the Sect Leader’s Qilin and Phoenix. They had come out shopping too.

When Phoenix and Qilin saw me come in, they looked down on me and cursed in beast language, “Mutt!”

I did not stoop to their level. I simply bought the Lingxi 18 Phoenix had its eye on, and the Lingxi compass Qilin wanted.

Back then, the Sect Leader said he wanted to raise me and opened a card for me at the Spirit Beast Pavilion. Thank goodness I didn’t go, because Senior Brother directly opened an unlimited black crystal card for me at the Spirit Beast Pavilion!!

The Sect Leader was rich, sure, but he kept too many pets. Each one had a card, but each card only had a small amount of spirit stones on it.

When I finished shopping and came out, my left paw held the latest limited custom Lingxi 18, my right paw wore the newest Lingxi compass, and around my neck hung the newest Lingxi protective magical treasure.

Glittering with spiritual light from head to toe, I passed by Qilin and Phoenix and mocked them back in perfect beast language. “Yo, you two are still using Lingxi 8s?”

Qilin and Phoenix’s eyes went red!

“What are you so smug about? You’re just a mutt!”

I proudly lifted my head. That’s right, I am a mutt.

But I’m an only daughter!

The End