Senior Brother's Little Menace - Chapter 9

Chapter 9

Although Senior Brother’s meridians had been repaired, his spirit root was destroyed, so he still couldn’t cultivate.

From the Snake Demon’s memories, I dug up a method: as long as I formed a contract with him, he could cultivate by borrowing my spirit root, while I would get half of his cultivation for free.

In other words, Senior Brother would be working for me. He’d get half the results for twice the effort, while I could gain cultivation just by lying around asleep.

Somehow, word of this leaked out.

Junior Sister came looking for him.

Back in the secret realm, it had been because she held everyone back that Senior Brother was gravely injured protecting her. Yet after he was hurt, she only came to see him once before turning around and getting engaged to Third Senior Brother.

Junior Sister wept pitifully. “Senior Brother, my marriage to Third Senior Brother is not what I want…”

In the past, Senior Brother would definitely have felt sorry for her by now and started wondering if Third Junior Brother had secretly forced her. But now he already knew what kind of person Junior Sister was, so he simply waited in silence for her to state her purpose.

Junior Sister rambled on for ages before finally showing her hand. “Senior Brother, if you must sign a contract, why not sign one with me? I have a supreme-grade single spirit root… and not just a contract, either.”

Her little face flushed. “I’d even be willing to marry you…”

I rolled my eyes so hard they nearly reached the heavens. Afraid Senior Brother might lose his mind, I scuttled over to the two of them with a wicked little grin, mimicking his limp as I walked.

Junior Sister: “…”

Senior Brother: “…”

He immediately took off his shoe and gripped it in his hand. “If you’re done talking, leave. Don’t get in the way while I beat this dog.”

Chapter 17

I was about to undergo Transformation.

Senior Brother ordered me to go peep on Junior Sister while she bathed.

He spoke with grave sincerity. “Kid, I know you don’t like her, but she’s the only female disciple in the sect right now. You have to look carefully, all right? Whatever you do, don’t transform wrong!”

I looked at him and nodded.

Don’t worry. I definitely won’t get it wrong!

I’ve seen it plenty of times!

When I underwent Transformation, Senior Brother and Wang Jinyue came to stand guard for me.

When I emerged from a burst of golden light, I had a face strikingly like Wang Jinyue’s: a firm, square jaw full of biting power, and sturdy muscles from head to toe. I was practically a mini female Daofeng.

One glance, and anyone could tell I wasn’t to be messed with.

The light in Senior Brother’s eyes went out with a plop.

Wang Jinyue looked at me and patted my shoulder in satisfaction.

Then her gaze moved lower. When she saw what was below, her face changed dramatically. “What is that?”

I lifted my head proudly, utterly delighted by my own brilliant idea.

“Having something up top and something down below is what makes a real woman!!”

Wang Jinyue instantly locked her gaze on Senior Brother and even lifted her huge iron hammer.

Meeting her look as if she were staring at a pervert, Senior Brother turned pale and launched into a three-part denial: No! That’s not me! I didn’t!

End of main story