Senior Brother's Little Menace - Chapter 6

Chapter 6

I knew that voice all too well!

I got excited instantly!

Someone wanted to play with me!!!

I looked up and saw an enormous snake head looming over me!!

The golden Snake Demon lowered her head and said softly, “Good doggy. Let me pet you for a while, and all of this is yours.”

I followed the direction indicated by the tip of her tail.

And saw a huge swath of Lingxiao Flower! It was piled up like a mountain!

I had never seen this kind of heavenly treasure stacked up like it was worth nothing!

The Snake Demon saw my shock and chuckled. “Every year, I control the yield of Lingxiao Flower so the human cultivators will bring even more precious things to trade for it.”

She was a heartless capitalist! She occupied the volcanic crater and completely monopolized the Lingxiao Flower supply! She could manipulate the price however she wanted!

I performed handshakes, sitting, rolling over, and backflips for the Snake Demon.

The Snake Demon was so pleased that she gave me every bit of Lingxiao Flower in her cave.

There was so much Lingxiao Flower piled up like a mountain that it wouldn’t even fit in my storage pouch.

Now even a hundred people like Senior Brother could be cured.

Those cultivators outside had beaten each other’s brains out, and they still hadn’t gotten as much as one little mutt like me!

The Snake Demon transformed into human form. She was an extremely seductive woman. Holding me in her arms, she watched the remaining cultivators on the volcano summit through the Fire Mirror.

The green-robed cultivator said, “Everyone, stop. The trash is all dead now.”

From their conversation, I finally learned that the Lingxiao Flower was only a side objective this time. Their main target was the Snake Demon.

Although the Snake Demon was powerful, her lifespan was nearly at its end. They had already started treating her like meat on a chopping block, arguing fiercely over how to divide up her flesh, bones, and demon core.

I stole a glance at the Snake Demon’s face. Her vertical pupils slowly narrowed as she said through gritted teeth, “They’ve gone too far!”

Then she paused. As if she had thought of something, her expression gradually turned pleased.

The Snake Demon looked down at me, a flash of light passing through her vertical pupils.

“Don’t be scared, little doggy. How about Big Sister gives you a wonderful gift?”

A glittering golden bead slowly emerged from her mouth and hovered in the air.

My mouth dropped open in surprise.

The bead had no martial ethics. It shot straight into my mouth!

The next second, my body became burning hot, and something slimy and icy burrowed into my consciousness.

All of a sudden, I felt like I was a very, very long snake covered in glittering golden scales.

I slithered forward, strangling and devouring all the prey I encountered! The pleasure made my soul tremble!

No-

For one instant, I snapped awake. I was supposed to have paws, paws that could dig holes and bury bones, paws that could run!

Another consciousness in my mind forcefully pressed me down into her memories.

I became a snake again, coiled on the volcano summit, constantly devouring cultivators who came to steal Lingxiao Flower…

She tempted me. We could stay here and eat cultivators, cultivate all over again, break through to the Nascent Soul stage, and then go on to-Dragon Transformation!

Flower Dragon? What the heck was a Flower Dragon?

That didn’t sound fun at all. I wanted to go wet the bed! Wetting the bed was the most fun!

That powerful consciousness froze for a moment, then completely lost it. “You wretched dog! How can wetting the bed possibly compare to Dragon Transformation!!!”

I shouted with great determination, “I want to wet the bed! Wetting the bed is the most fun!”

For a moment, I couldn’t remember why it was fun, but I just felt it was more fun than strangling cultivators! More fun than monopolizing Lingxiao Flower! More fun than Dragon Transformation!

That consciousness tried several times to squeeze the thought of wetting the bed out of my head, but none of her attempts succeeded.

As time passed, she grew weaker and weaker. In the end, she let go with helpless acceptance.

“Forget it. Such is the will of heaven.”

My mind suddenly cleared completely. A massive golden snake coiled before me, lowering her head to look at me gently.

“Go on. Go wet the bed.”

“Make it a big one!”