Senior Brother's Little Menace - Chapter 8

Chapter 8

Lately, my head has been dizzy all the time, and my body feels hot.

Senior Brother said I had gained the Snake Demon’s demonic power and was about to undergo Transformation. Before Transformation, I needed to regulate my meridians and strengthen my foundation.

He found all kinds of medicine for me to drink.

This doggy here doesn’t understand what Transformation is. All I know is that anything that bitter can’t be good!

I refused to drink the medicine. A few days later, I discovered Senior Brother was secretly drinking something good behind my back.

He held a big enamel mug, sipping from it while wearing an expression of pure enjoyment.

“Aiya, why is this stuff so delicious!”

Me: “???”

Senior Brother casually set the big mug on the table. I charged over like a cannonball, shoved my snout inside, and licked up a huge mouthful!

Huh? Why was this thing so bitter? It tasted awful!

I hesitated and stopped.

Senior Brother clicked his tongue impatiently.

I immediately started slurping it down in big gulps!

After a while, I stopped again.

Senior Brother clicked his tongue again.

Only after the big mug was empty did Senior Brother walk over and flick me on the forehead!

He was furious. “You rotten dog, stealing my water again!”

I looked at his angry face and felt so delighted my whole body relaxed!

I’ll drink it!

I’ll drink it all!

If he can drink it, why can’t I?!

Chapter 15

Wang Jinyue brought a whole pile of dog snacks from the Spirit Beast Pavilion to see me.

I knew she was the person who had brought me back, so I did my utmost to flatter her, circling around her feet before flopping onto my back and showing her my belly.

“Woof woof woof!”

Human! Pet me! Hurry up and pet me!

Seeing me act so enthusiastic toward her, Senior Brother narrowed his eyes into an unhappy slit.

Wang Jinyue lowered her head and rubbed my belly, speaking to me very gently. “Hello there. What’s your name?”

Thanks to the gift I received from the Snake Demon, I could already speak human language. I answered in a sweet, dainty voice, “My formal name is Baobei, and my nickname is Beibei!”

Before Wang Jinyue could say anything,

Senior Brother rolled his eyes and mocked me with jealousy practically spilling out of him. “Don’t listen to her! Her name is Heibao. That’s her only name!”

“Beibei, my foot! Since when have you ever used that cutesy voice with me?” Senior Brother turned to Wang Jinyue. “Ignore her. She’s acting cute for you. Dogs with black-and-white fur like hers are the most scheming.”

My dog face flushed red, and I instantly stood up to hit Senior Brother!

“Woof woof woof!”

Senior Brother had max-level dog-language comprehension. When he heard how filthy my cursing was, he got mad too and started fighting me back.

Wang Jinyue: “…”

After Wang Jinyue left,

Senior Brother grabbed me by the scruff of my neck and earnestly warned me, “Heibao, when you undergo Transformation, whatever you do, don’t become someone like her. She’s not pretty.”

I stared at him in shock. Wang Jinyue wasn’t pretty? Her whole body was covered in powerful muscles, and she had that firm, resolute face full of biting strength. The way she swung that giant iron hammer, one swing for one brat, was enough to make any dog swoon!!

She was the most beautiful female cultivator!!!

Senior Brother frowned tightly and said with a serious face, “What do you know? Look at Junior Sister. That delicate, willow-in-the-wind type is what’s pretty. Girls absolutely shouldn’t have too much muscle.”

I stared at Senior Brother, suspecting his brain had gone bad. How could anyone like someone weak and frail?!

Someone like Junior Sister-back when Senior Brother was the Chief Seat, she relied on Senior Brother whenever she went out. Later, it was Third Senior Brother. After Third Senior Brother stepped down, it became Fifth Senior Brother.

She had to rely on other people just to go outside. She couldn’t withstand the slightest wind or rain. She was a weak-as-hell useless noob.

And Senior Brother actually wanted me to become a useless noob!!!

Oh my heavens!

This dog refuses!