The Demon Emperor Got Pregnant by Me - Chapter 1

Chapter 1

There probably isn’t a more unlucky little demon in the entire Demon Realm than me. I accidentally slept with our Demon Emperor!

I was just going to a Secret Realm to pick an Immortal Herb when I happened to run into the Demon Emperor suffering from a cultivation deviation.

He suddenly manifested his snake form and coiled around me.

I am a Dodder Flower Demon. Being entangled is my specialty, so I immediately coiled right back, determined to see who would die first.

Just as we were twisting around each other and nearly tying ourselves into a dead knot, his two sets of… equipment suddenly appeared.

I was stunned. Talk about being naturally gifted, young man.

In a moment of distraction, he took advantage of the opening.

His demonic energy was so violent it nearly killed me.

The end result was my flower stem being snapped by him, my petals and leaves withered, and flower juice spilled all over the ground.

It was absolutely tragic.

Afterward, I scrambled into my tattered clothes and fled. After all, little Flower Demons of my level are a dime a dozen in the Demon Realm.

If I stayed, I’d probably be accused of throwing myself at him to sleep my way to the top.

Demon Emperor Zhi Yan has a terrible personality and is a perennial bachelor snake.

If he truly got angry, I feared he would skin me alive and use my hide as a woven bag to hold my ashes.

But I didn’t expect the Demon Emperor’s Guard-who usually don’t do a damn thing-to be so efficient this time.

After a three-day census of the Demon Realm’s population, I was hog-tied and thrown directly in front of Demon Emperor Zhi Yan.

Seeing that tall, majestic figure again, I trembled.

The next instant, Zhi Yan grabbed me. His thirty-centimeter Demon Whip pressed menacingly against the small of my back.

That familiar sense of oppression and powerful demonic energy swept over me.

“Do you have any last words before you die?”

His voice was cold and grim. Though his deep bass was pleasant to the ear, it was laced with genuine hatred!

I’m screwed. He really wants to silence me!

But I was the one who was tormented all night!

“This isn’t fair!” I let out a sharp, internal scream.

“I didn’t want this to happen either!”

“I was really just passing by! You’re the one who got the better end of the deal!”

“As the Demon Emperor, can’t you be a bit more magnanimous?”

Hearing the word “magnanimous,” Zhi Yan’s body visibly stiffened, and he let go of me.

I turned around, wanting to say more, but then I saw the redness at the corners of his eyes and the intense, complex, murderous emotion swirling within them.

“Magnanimous?” he asked back, his voice dripping with irony.

Then I saw what he was really hiding-his “magnanimous” belly.

Wait? Hold on, please?

Where were the eight-pack abs?

During that entire night of torture, those eight-pack abs had played a significant role. I remembered them clearly; after all, I couldn’t help but touch them several times.

They felt great-very firm and bouncy.

But now, all that remained of the abdominal ruins was a cute little paunch.

A strange protrusion, carrying a hint of… fractured demonic energy.

“Just what kind of sorcery did you use on this King?”

He gritted his teeth so hard they nearly shattered. He grabbed my neck with one hand and pinned me down, his expression twisted and crazed.

“This King… is pregnant with your child.”

Ah… this…

I wrestled with my IQ for a long time before I could accept this magical reality.

After a long silence, my survival instinct kicked in, and I let out a sigh.

“Sigh, what can we do? A child can’t grow up without a father.”

Zhi Yan’s eye twitched.

I plucked up my courage. “I’ll take responsibility for you.”

“Should the child call me ‘Dad’ or call you ‘Mom’ later?”

Zhi Yan didn’t kill me, but he didn’t let me go either.

He kept me confined in the Demon Emperor’s Palace, making me serve as his personal attendant.

To keep the secret, he didn’t let anyone else get close.

It was obvious he had been severely traumatized; his mental state was precarious.

As the Demon Emperor with top-tier demonic power, he actually couldn’t get rid of a child-especially the child of a Dodder Flower with naturally low-level magic.

I cooperated with him many times, trying every method possible, but the child remained firmly planted and even grew stronger.

Soon, I suddenly became the “Demon Emperor’s Favored Concubine” in the gossip of the Demon Realm’s citizens.

I suspected they were being sarcastic.

Other favored concubines worked at night, had scheduled days off if they were lucky, and received extra rewards and dual-cultivation level-up bundles for perfect attendance.

Meanwhile, I was on duty twenty-four hours a day, facing physical and mental exhaustion and the constant danger of being killed.

Zhi Yan’s pregnancy symptoms lasted exactly twenty-four hours a day.

These included, but were not limited to: coiling around me with his snake body; deliberately smashing vases and watching me fix them just so he could smash them again; and perverted behaviors like licking my hair to “taste” it…

And now-

With the corners of his eyes flushed red, he lay sideways on a soft chaise lounge, gently stroking his lower abdomen. His eyes swept over me with feigned indifference.

Based on my experience, he was looking for trouble.

Sensing imminent disaster, I silently took a step back.

He gave a sinister smile.

Amidst the ferocity in his eyes, there was actually a hint of seductive fragility.

Damn, he’s beautiful…

“I want it.”

His voice was husky, his deep gaze attempting to bewitch me.

Holy crap?

“Your Highness the Demon Emperor, one must not overindulge during pregnancy…”

As I spoke, I looked at his belly and actually felt a bit of regret.

It was a pity about those eight-pack abs. But it was fine; he still had his chest muscles, biceps, and the “butterfly bones” of his shoulder blades.

Plus, his skin was smooth and cool, turning slightly warm when he was aroused. It felt quite nice to the touch.

Wait, wait! What am I thinking?

It’s not like I’m lusting after his beauty…

He gently pinched my chin, forcing me to look up at him, his eyes deep and playful.

“I want… to eat sour plums. What were you thinking about?”

…

I really am a beast!