The Vicious Villain Is Forbidden from Using Honey Traps - Chapter 2

Chapter 2

The System seemed like it was about to lose its mind.

Obviously, a host falling in love with the mission target should have been a good thing, something that would help move the mission along.

So why couldn’t it feel happy about this at all?

The System’s voice trembled. “I’m begging you, can you please act normal? He’s a ruthless villain who can split mountains and fill seas with a wave of his hand. He can’t be your wife, and he definitely can’t have children with you…”

In the face of absolute power, nothing was impossible.

I paid no mind to the System’s defeatist talk.

However, after observing carefully, I realized this really didn’t seem like a good time to court a mate.

First, as usual, I had gotten lost.

I had originally been heading for the Demon Realm, but somehow I had ended up at the gates of the No. 1 Immortal Sect.

Second, my beautiful wife seemed to be arguing with someone…

Oh, the other side had drawn their swords. It looked like they were about to start fighting.

The System explained weakly:

“The current plot just happens to be the major villain forcing his way into the Immortal Sect to abduct the female lead, who is the First Beauty of the Immortal Sect.”

It was talking about the original plot.

According to the original worldline, the Demon Lord, the great villain who was curious about the true appearance of the First Beauty, would seize the female lead by force and fall hopelessly in love with her in the process.

But now the worldline had collapsed.

After the collapse, the female lead had gone from the First Beauty of the Immortal Sect to the Top Overachiever.

And the ambitious Demon Lord both wanted to recruit this talented individual and use the opportunity to provoke the Immortal Sect, killing two birds with one stone.

So even though the plot had collapsed so badly that even its own mother, the Heavenly Dao, wouldn’t recognize it, the villain still came to abduct the female lead by force.

The System told me to find a way to save her:

“The conflict between the immortal and demon realms can’t be escalated any further. You have to find a way to stop the female lead from being taken away.”

“Right now, the best method is for you, a temptress of the Joyous Union Sect, to boldly confess your love, then get taken to the Demon Realm in the female lead’s place… I’m begging you. Since you like the villain so much, just follow my script for once.”

This time, I actually listened.

“As long as I stop the female lead from being taken away, that’s enough, right?”

I scraped my nails against the tree trunk, then suddenly asked:

“System, have you ever heard the fairy tale of the princess and the evil dragon?”

The System said it had not.

“That’s all right. Because you’re about to see the live version.”

I tied up the loose, bothersome hem of my skirt, then calmly leaped down from the top of the giant tree and flew straight toward the beauty in red seated on the jeweled rhinoceros-drawn carriage.

Amid the cries of alarm from the Demon Realm soldiers and the panicked stomping of the demon beasts,

I descended from the sky, scooped the Demon Lord Xie Wangyue into a princess carry, and easily restrained every bit of his counterattack.

“Hello, wife. My name is Shan Long, and I fell in love with you at first sight.”

“So, in order for us to better cultivate our relationship, I’m going to steal you away now.”