The Vicious Villain Is Forbidden from Using Honey Traps - Chapter 3

Chapter 3

Through personal demonstration, I taught Xie Wangyue a simple truth.

He who kidnaps others shall forever be kidnapped in turn.

Personally, I didn’t think there was anything wrong with what I did.

Snatching Xie Wangyue away would both prevent the heroine from being abducted and keep the Demon Realm busy looking for him, leaving them no time to pick fights with the Immortal Sect.

So I couldn’t understand why the System was so dissatisfied.

[Then let me ask you this: what are you planning to do about the villain’s favorability?! Just the fact that you kidnapped him in public and made him lose all face is enough to make him hate you to death.]

I crouched beside the stone bed, staring without blinking at the unconscious Xie Wangyue, whom I had knocked out.

“It’s fine. My wife is so pretty, he’ll definitely understand my good intentions… And even if he really does hate me to death, as long as he can’t beat me, he can’t run away.”

The System was stunned silent by my bandit logic.

After a long while, it finally belatedly realized something.

“Wait, how were you actually able to kidnap the villain? What exactly are you…? So when you said you wanted to kill the villain and the Immortal Ancestor before, you were serious?!”

I quickly made a shushing gesture. “Don’t say things like that again. They’ll hurt the relationship between me and my wife.”

The System secretly beeped twice. It sounded like it was cursing me out very filthily.

But after recognizing my strength, it ultimately didn’t say anything more. It even announced that it was going into hibernation.

“Since the villain can’t do anything to you, and you don’t plan on letting him go, the world line shouldn’t go off the rails again in the short term. You and… your wife can slowly cultivate your feelings. I’ll hibernate for a while to replenish my energy. Call me if something comes up.”

I was very satisfied with the System’s tact.

After all, as a somewhat petty, small-minded dragon, I could allow it to show up uninvited in my head and talk to me.

But I could not allow it to keep staring at my wife too. I especially did not want it watching the process of me and my wife cultivating our feelings.

After all, my wife could only belong to me, one dragon alone.

Ah, my wife. My beautiful, fragrant, soft, adorable wife~

With a blissful expression, I propped my chin in my hands and looked toward the stone bed.

Only to meet a pair of sharp phoenix eyes blazing with monstrous fury.

Seeing that I was still staring dazedly at his face, Xie Wangyue could endure no more. He raised his hand and struck straight toward my face.

“Witch, die!”

Chapter 5

In that brief instant, I thought about many things.

For example, since this was the first time my wife’s hand would touch my face, should I offer my left cheek or my right cheek?

After all, both sides of my face were equally perfect.

But then I thought about it some more. My skin was thick and my flesh was tough. What if I hurt my wife’s hand?

My wife would get mad at me!

So I intercepted Xie Wangyue’s slap in time, then clasped his hand back in mine with deep emotion, interlacing our fingers.

“Baby, you’re so passionate. You just woke up and already want to get all touchy-feely with me. Do you like me that much?”

Xie Wangyue: “?”

Xie Wangyue wore an expression of disgust, as if a toad had latched itself onto his face.

He viciously flung off my hand. “Madwoman, who exactly are you? Why are you humiliating me like this?”

Oh my god, he was curious about me.

And wasn’t curiosity the beginning of love?

So I decided to satisfy my wife’s tiny little curiosity.

“My name is Shan Long. I’m the most powerful dragon on the Magical Continent. I came to this world to stop you, my wife, from destroying it.”

I did not lie to Xie Wangyue. After all, lies were weapons only the weak used.

But he didn’t seem to believe me. He thought I was messing with him.

“Dragon? Magical Continent?”

Xie Wangyue sneered again and again, his expression frighteningly dark.

“A madwoman spouting nonsense. If you don’t want to tell me, then don’t. I have no interest in wasting time with you.”

After that, my wife, who felt he had been deceived, sulked in silence and completely ignored me.

I circled around him, trying my hardest to attract his attention, hoping he would open his mouth and talk to me.

But he ignored every single attempt.

There was no helping it. In order to prove I hadn’t lied to him or deceived him, I could only slowly walk to the most open area near the cave entrance and say softly,

“Don’t be mad. I can prove it to you… But after you see it, don’t be scared of me, okay?”

As soon as I finished speaking, my thoughts stirred, and hard, glossy black scales instantly covered my skin.

In the blink of an eye, the petite, soft-edged human girl swelled into a fierce and terrifying giant dragon.

I folded my bone wings, which were large enough to blot out the sky, at my sides. Carefully, I leaned my head over and lightly nudged the frozen Xie Wangyue with the tip of my nose.

“I really didn’t lie to you,” I said, deliberately pitching my voice higher, trying to make the sound coming from my dragon body less frightening. “I can even do a little magic trick for you.”

Anything too destructive was out. I was afraid of scaring my wife.

In the end, I coughed lightly twice and, using the weakest force of my entire life, summoned a wisp of flame from my mouth.

Then I made that beam of fire circle around Xie Wangyue and form the shape of a heart.

“Love you, my wife~”

Xie Wangyue, surrounded by violent dragon fire and clearly sensing a threat to his life: “…”

Xie Wangyue looked at the enormous creature before him, one as tall as a small mountain and whose mind was clearly abnormal.

Then he closed his eyes in despair.